- Anti Joke

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Shea's sty....

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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