Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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69

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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