- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

the sky is green no it is not

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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