A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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bangers and mash?

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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