- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Please? No.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Justin Beiber's Talent.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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