Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

13 =B you just learned something

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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