Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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