A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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penis haha

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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