What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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