What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Yo mama so fat.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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