- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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