Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

a man walked into a bar....

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Call of Duty is a good game.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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