- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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