- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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