What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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