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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

What do you call a Jew A Jew

they told me not to write here but i did

rabbits running in my bathroom!

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