what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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