A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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my wife out of the kitchen

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more like nig!

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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