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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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