- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

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