Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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