- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Sir, your wife is dead

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Loperson

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

being sober in a bar fight

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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