- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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