- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

the holocaust

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

woman's rights

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Skrillex.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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