What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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