A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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