How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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