- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Your mam is so fat.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

... Chan chan

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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