- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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