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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Wait! hundred billions!

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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