why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Life

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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feminists.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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