What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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