- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Christianity.

The EPA.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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