- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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