- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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