Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Your mom went to college

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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