Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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