- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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