- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

HURT

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

To mama so old, she might die soon.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

what's worse then a blowjob?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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