- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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