Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Gay rights.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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