What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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