- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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