- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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