What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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