- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

what's black? a lot of things.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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