What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Two planes walk into an office building

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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