- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

9/11

justin littleton being sucessful

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Obama

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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