- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

knock knock? come in

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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