how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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