rabbits running in my bathroom!

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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