Women's rights

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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