- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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