- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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