What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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