Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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