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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What happened to the twins? 9/11

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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