An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Okay.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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