- Anti Joke

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

just in time?

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.