- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Irish sobriety

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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