- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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