- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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