- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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