- Anti Joke

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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I have an idea! You leave.