What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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