- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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