- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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