What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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