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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

do you have a wife?

batman has diarrhea

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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