Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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