Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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hello

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Haha, I get it..

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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