- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

I like school Said no one ever.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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