- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

ring around the rosie ... your dead

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