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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

A man walks into a bar

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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