- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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