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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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