- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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