- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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