There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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