- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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