- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Oh, go away

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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