What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Why can't jokes spit?

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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