- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Women's rights

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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