- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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