- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

this website even though its hilarious.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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