- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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