- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Whose your daddy? Not me

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

YEAH THEY DO!

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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