Jews

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Yo mama so fat.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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