knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

the midget went to the midget store

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

A storm be brewin!

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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