- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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