A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Jack Stevens

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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i dont fisish anythi

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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