Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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