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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why can't february march Because april may

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Why was the gay guy sad?

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why can't february march Because april may

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Massie is a fatass

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

cats are pussies

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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