- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Barack Obama plays basketball

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Laugh.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Cripples are lame.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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