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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Why can't february march Because april may

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Massie is a fatass

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.