Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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