Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Miscarriages.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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