Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Terry has ebola

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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