Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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women's rights

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Terraria

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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