- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

mark is religion

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

okay so theres this guy.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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