I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Erectile Dysfunction.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Know what's funny? Jokes.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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