- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??