- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Penis.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

so the weather's nice...

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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