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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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