Mogok Papiti.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Dude man, I'm high...

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

The truth is he loves her!!

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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