Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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penis

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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