What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Tilt your screen back

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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