- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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