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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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